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Postby Daisuki Daiiyo » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:13 pm

otaku_blue wrote:she's absolutely gorgeous all over.


Fixed that for you.

Now usually I'm all rainbows and lets hug trees together, but hot damn prior to edit that statement was just 100% incorrect and UN-factual! What sort of men are you keeping company with? Or even yet, what sort of dented-shouldered women have surrounded you? Are you from outer space? Perhaps from a distant erien colony that has lost contact with the progressiveness of the mothership? Her shoulders are perfectly fine and they look like shoulders.

Now let me upgrade to Super Sociology 2.0 for you, how do you even define "man shoulders" ? Are they shoulders that any and every many has everywhere? Is there a specific structure that male shoulders are supposed to have? And on the flip side, are there standard female shoulders that every female should have? Now, there is no cherry picking here, the template has to cover EVERY man, and EVERY woman if we're going to start defining standard shoulders for genders!

But let us explore your theory here further, let us try and find that catch-all template, shall we? Is this perhaps the shoulder standard for males? Ahnold?

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But wait, Miya's don't look like that at all! And *gasp* neither do other males shoulders, look like that!

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Seth Rogen, definitely male, yes? Are these the man shoulder's that every many has? No? But since they're un-sculped, perhaps this is what you mean? Or wait, it gets better!

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How about Manila Luzon? One of the most fabulous drag queens out there, but most definitely still a male, identifying as male. Are these the shoulder's you are looking for? Why, but they are not like the other male examples pointed out, in that his shoulder's glitter and are fabulous, almost to the point of rivaling Miya's! (Sorry Manila). But they are still definitely man-shoulders :o

Could it be... Great Scott, could it be that there is no specific way that a man (or woman's) shoulder's should look!?!?!?!??!11!?1 :o I feel like we've reached a new revelation. It's like discovering bread all over again :o

But wait, there's more! The whole idea of "male" this or "female" that, is just that! An idea! One permeated throughout society, giving you some sort of false template on how women and men should look and be, when in reality the looks of men and women are quite diverse and there is no archetype! So all body types are equally as valid and viable. This is ground breaking information, I know.

Anyway, in either universe that you choose to partake: the one where women's shoulders have to look a certain way to please your eye, or the one wherein you accept that everyone's shoulder's are shaped a little differently, Miyabbos shoulder's are still pretty darn gorgeous. Not only for their aesthetic qualities, but because she's an awesome idol, and her blog is awesome, and I love her fashion sense, and there are many things here influencing how much I inexplicably love her shoulders as the separate part, and as they contribute to the whole!

Perhaps the terminology you were searching for is that she has "strong-looking arms." As in arms that could pick up a hatchet and dismantle the glass ceiling with ease. And perhaps this is the case. Though there are many other individuals, male or female, idol or artist, who have stronger looking arms by visual comparison. Some of those with stronger arms are even right here within H!P, so you don't have to look far! Eripon? Momoko? Maasa? or Maimi anyone? Despite being stronger-armed though, they are also still quite beautiful. I have great respect for someone that could open a classic rootbeer bottle for me, one handed.

[/Miya oshimen-ing]
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Re: Hello! Project Photobook / Image DVD thread

Postby Starra » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:20 pm

I have great respect for someone that could open a classic rootbeer bottle for me, one handed.

And then proceed to smash the bottle on your head -- also one-handed.
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Re: Hello! Project Photobook / Image DVD thread

Postby otaku_blue » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:43 pm

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what.the.fuck.
im not reading that.

she does have man shoulders though its very defined and chiseled. its broad and her collar bone is very noticeable.
i never noticed it until those photo book photos. its not necessarily a bad thing.
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Re: Hello! Project Photobook / Image DVD thread

Postby zam_ho » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:58 pm

^I think I understand what you are trying to say. I actually love girls with strong broad shoulders. They are usually swimmers, or do activities which uses alot of upper body muscles. Kuduu is one of them. Shes a swimmer and shes got the shoulders, she just hasn't grown into them yet.
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Re: Hello! Project Photobook / Image DVD thread

Postby Daisuki Daiiyo » Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:11 pm

That's the whole point, that strong shoulders does not equal man shoulders. If you mean strong shoulders, say strong shoulders, as there are different types of male shoulders.

Anyway, you're blind if you think her shoulders are strong. Especially when there are Arnold's, Eripon's, Maasa's, Momoko's, Maimi's, Maki's and Tsuji's to consider.
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Re: Hello! Project Photobook / Image DVD thread

Postby otaku_blue » Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:58 pm

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dude, u need to chill.
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So Chilly in here

Postby Daisuki Daiiyo » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:22 pm

Spoiler: show
"~chill man , chill chill~~
i didnt bother to read & wanna stick to my archaic gender roles, so u chill~~~~
i make judgey insulting comment about girl, but u still chill~~
my actions have consequences & omgs people can reply on this forum, but u need to chill out and not call it out for the bs it is"


:roll: :mikihead:

Anyway, in more relevant news: the sales links for Riho's 3rd PB (coming out in 10 days) are down. Probably just site maintenance, but I don't think we even have a cover at this point?

Nothing on wani for taiyou:
http://shop.wani.co.jp/search.php?searc ... C%E4%BF%9D

And Amazon.co.jp has a similar deal going on too.
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Re: Hello! Project Photobook / Image DVD thread

Postby zam_ho » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:11 pm

^Early symptom of Miya exposure overdose XD

Lets all chill and watch this :nosebleed:


Apparently, this is the back cover, literally the back cover :drool:
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Re: So Chilly in here

Postby otaku_blue » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:59 pm

@Daisuki
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how am i being insulting? i complimented her right after.
its probably just contextual misunderstanding. saying something like man shoulders isnt that offensive from where I come from and im sorry if you're offended.
stop being butthurt. im saying you need to chill because its pathetic the efforts you made to prove your point when it wasn't even necessary. archaic gender roles? hardly. sometimes it might even be genetics that someone may be have more physical masculine characteristics, but that's not what I meant. I'm just saying she has very defined shoulders that are quite masculine. So whatever, and chill.
you're not the first person I've fought with so don't get too up yourself there :P
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Re: Hello! Project Photobook / Image DVD thread

Postby Panic Nancy » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:24 pm

This is a weird conversation, but I feel I must also speak in defense of Miyabi's perfectly feminine shoulders, lol. Miyabi is one of the bigger boned girls in H!P and her shoulders are a little wider than some, but they aren't particularly muscular. I know men have different kinds of shoulders, but when I think of "man shoulders," I think of someone whose muscles in the neck and muscles near the neck (what's that called -- the trapezius?) are larger/more developed than most. And hers aren't. She has some of the most attractive shoulders in H!P, imo. They have just the right amount of muscle, just the right amount of, um, fat. lol And whoever puts clothes on these girls knows her shoulders are great because they always put her in outfits that show them off. This PB appears to be full of... that.

I'm tired and I don't really know what I'm saying, but I LOVE MIYABI'S SHOULDERS.
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