Hello! Q&A Weekly Translations & Discussion

[iluvatarin]

Question: You're planning a prank! What kind of prank would you play on whom?

Juice=Juice

Kanazawa Tomoko
A whoopie cushion prank on Inaba Manaka-chan! Since I think her reaction would be funny (lol)

Uemura Akari
It's not really a prank, but I'd like to put Inaba Manaka-chan in platform boots for a day so that she could look everyone in the eye. I want Manaka to see a whole new world.

Inaba Manaka
A prank of letting Hirai Miyo-chan meet Sugawara Koharu-san! ♡

Inoue Rei
I want to try playing a flash mob prank on Uemura-san.

Dambara Ruru
I want to do a wake-up prank on the Juice=Juice members!

Kudo Yume
A prank where we give only Inoue-san a chocolate microphone (?)(lol)

Matsunaga Riai
I want to play a ghost prank on Inaba Manaka-san.
Since I think she'd give a really good reaction!

Arisawa Ichika
I want to play a prank on Ebata Kisaki-san where I switch the contents of my bag and hers!

Irie Risa
I want to play a ghost prank on my gen-mates Arisawa Ichika-chan and Ebata Kisaki-chan (≧∀≦)

Ebata Kisaki
Kanazawa Tomoko-san
When she thinks she's been hypnotized when she really hasn't.
Arisawa Ichika-chan
What kind of performance she'll give when being told something's really spicy when it isn't at all…。

[Nayoko-Kihara]

Uemura..

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Question: You're planning a prank! What kind of prank would you play on whom?

Morning Musume '21

Fukumura Mizuki
On Makino Maria-chan, a prank of having lots of home run balls fly to her.

Ikuta Erina
A pitfall on anyone.
Since it'd be like a game where you have to clear a pit trap.

Ishida Ayumi
I'd make Sato Masaki-chan fall into a pit trap!
Simple!
I want to draw out her scream!

Sato Masaki
A real bug on Rikako! lol lol
(Sasaki Rikako)

Oda Sakura
Since right now I'm actually thinking of lots of pranks to play on Ishida-san, I can't divulge any.
Previously I did a prank where all the members other than Ishida-san suddenly started on a mandarin eating contest.

Nonaka Miki
I want to play a grand birthday surprise on a member when it's not her birthday! Like with everyone giving presents and bringing out a cake...! lol
I want to make it a fun prank that everyone will enjoy!

Makino Maria
A prank on Fukumura Mizuki-san where she thinks she's pranking me but I turn it around on her.

Haga Akane
Since Oda-san's the one who always thinks of funny pranks, I'd like to try pranking Oda-san.
Like a birthday surprise on a random day? lol

Kaga Kaede
On Yokoyama, I'll play about 10 pranks at a concert venue on the way from the entrance to the dressing room. Like a toy bug falling on her, or a person passing by surprising her.

Yokoyama Reina
A wake-up prank on Ishida-san.
She'd definitely be cute.

Morito Chisaki
A prank where Yamazaki Mei-chan's beloved panda-sans suddenly start chasing her.
(I totally wanna see this lol lol)

Kitagawa Rio
・ A pitfall prank on Sasaki Rikako-san
→ Since I think her reaction would be funny
・ A ghost prank on Matsunaga Riai-chan
→ Since I think she'd give either a huge reaction or none at all, I'm curious which it'd be.

Okamura Homare
A wake-up prank on Yokoyama Reina-san.

Yamazaki Mei
A prank on Morning Musume '21's Kitawaga Rio-chan where she does a water tasting test, but they're actually all the same water.

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Question: You're planning a prank! What kind of prank would you play on whom?

Angerme

Takeuchi Akari
I want to play a prank on Momona that everything she touches gets destroyed!
It'd be a prank where I'd have her touch things that were already broken, and make Momona think she broke them all lol

Kawamura Ayano
I want to have Takeuchi-san guess what's in a box!
Since her actions are funny I want to try seeing it! I'd want to put something frog-like inside lol

Sasaki Rikako
I want to try playing very plain pranks on Kassa-chan over and over.

Kamikokuryou Moe
A prank on all of Angerme that I'm graduating.

Kasahara Momona
I'd go to (Hashisako) Rin-chan's house and make her lizard and my parrot play together (is that a prank? lol)

Ise Layla
A prank to have my horror videos suddenly appear on the cell phone screens of members who are always playing with their phones!!

Hashisako Rin
I'd prank Sasaki-san with a whoopie cushion.

Kawana Rin
I want to play a prank on Hashisako-san with a toy bug.
I want to return the favor to Hashisako-san who's always pranking us! lol

Tamenaga Shion
I want to play a prank on Hashisako-san!
I want to see what her reaction would be if our setlist gets changed right before a show to songs only she doesn't know! lol (the other members would all know them)
I occasionally have dreams like this where I'm the only one who doesn't know them, so I'm incredibly curious what would happen if it became reality... lol

Matsumoto Wakana
A prank on (Kawana) Rin-chan that when she wakes up there are lots of frogs around her futon.
I'm curious whether Rin-chan who likes frogs would be happy or scared by it. lol lol

[Nayoko-Kihara]

That's too real, Moe. Too real.

[Tobo_Junny135]

That better not be foreshadowing

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Q&A with the new Tsubaki girls now!

Question: You're planning a prank! What kind of prank would you play on whom?

Tsubaki Factory

Yamagishi Riko
Tanimoto Ami-chan.
Since she often scares me, I want to scare her too。(｀▽´)ﾋﾋﾋ

Niinuma Kisora
I want to do a wake-up prank on all of Tsubaki Factory! lol
I want to see everyone's reactions~!

Tanimoto Ami
A ghost prank on Yamagishi Riko-chan.

Kishimoto Yumeno
I'd call Leader Yamagishi Riko-chan in saying I want advice about something, and seriously tell her "I'm thinking of adopting a stage name of 'yumeno' (in roman characters). I've already consulted people at the agency about this," and the prank would be to hear Leader's opinion on it.
If I gave her some kind of reason, I think she'd believe me!!
If I remember right Riko-chan talked about having a stage name like... GR (GanbaRikoRiko), right? lol

Asakura Kiki
I'd play a prank on Akiyama Mao-chan saying I lied about my age, and I'm really younger than her. She'd probably believe me lol

Ono Mizuho
I'd want to prank Kishimoto Yumeno-chan with a bento that keeps refilling.
Since I have the image she'd eat her bento until it's all gone! lol

Onoda Saori
I'd want to surprise Yamagishi Riko-chan in a dark room as much as I can.
Since every time she's surprised she gives funny reactions.

Akiyama Mao
I want to do a ghost prank on Sasaki Rikako-san!
Since Sasaki-san usually gives big reactions, and I feel like she talks to herself a lot, I think if I pranked her it'd definitely be funny lol

Kasai Yuumi
Unnatural things happening to everyone

Yagi Shiori
I'd like to try doing something with everyone in Tsubaki Factory on all the Hello! members like a musical or flash mob or something lol

Fukuda Marine
An eraser-eating prank on the Tsubaki Factory members

Yofuu Runo
I'd like to try doing a prank on Asakura-san making it look like I can talk to her pets.

[Celedam]

Ebata Kisaki
Kanazawa Tomoko-san
When she thinks she's been hypnotized when she really hasn't.
Arisawa Ichika-chan
What kind of performance she'll give when being told something's really spicy when it isn't at all…。

I like the way she thinks. It's very meta.

Nonaka Miki
I want to play a grand birthday surprise on a member when it's not her birthday! Like with everyone giving presents and bringing out a cake...! lol
I want to make it a fun prank that everyone will enjoy!

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Haga Akane
Since Oda-san's the one who always thinks of funny pranks, I'd like to try pranking Oda-san.
Like a birthday surprise on a random day? lol

Sounds like these two need to put their heads together. Or they already have.

Yamagishi Riko
Tanimoto Ami-chan.
Since she often scares me, I want to scare her too。(｀▽´)ﾋﾋﾋ

...

Tanimoto Ami
A ghost prank on Yamagishi Riko-chan.

There is a story here. There is history between them.

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Question: You're planning a prank! What kind of prank would you play on whom?

BEYOOOOONDS

Ichioka Reina
A prank on Maeda Kokoro-chan that when she enters the dressing room, no one's there.

Shimakura Rika
A prank on Kiyono Momohime-chan that "I'm actually the next princess of the American crawfish, and I'll soon need to return to America."

Nishida Shiori
A prank on Okamura Minami-chan that even if she tips her tea over, it won't fall out of the cup.

Eguchi Saya
I want to play a shocking type prank on the BEYOOOOONDS members.

Takase Kurumi
I want to play lots of silly little pranks on Maeda Kokoro-chan!
I feel like pure Koko would believe them all。。。 lol

Maeda Kokoro
A super spicy prank on the BEYOOOOONDS members! I think everyone would give reactions since there are members who can't handle spicy things, too~... it'd really be pitiful to see! T_T

Yamazaki Yuhane
During a recording I'd want to make a humongous mistake on the choregraphy in front of all of BEYOOOOONDS.

Okamura Minami
I'd like to try doing a fight prank on Kiyono Momohime-chan!!!Though we're close and often talk outside of work too, we've never fought... Since we always say things like "I wonder when we'll have a fight~?" I want to try it as a prank!

Kiyono Momohime
On Okamura Minami-chan, a prank everyone's in on that the number "6" doesn't exist anymore.
We'd start by telling her "You're late" (since time is also out of sync), and since when counting things like money or objects 6 would be gone from all of them, it'd start seeming very strange.
Since Okamura Minami-chan believes any prank no matter how small, I'd like to try and properly think it through and prank her that way.

Hirai Miyo
The BEYOOOOONDS members
I'd lead them in a werewolf game, and assign everyone the "werewolf" part to start, wanting to see the chaos that ensues. lol

Kobayashi Honoka
Something like making everyone freeze in a certain place... lol
I'd play it on someone like Hirai Miyo-chan since I'd like to see her reaction.

Satoyoshi Utano
Since Okamura Minami-chan and Maeda Kokoro-chan love animals, I'd like to see what kind of reaction the two of them would have if they go to a job completely unrelated to them but when they enter the venue they see lots of cute animals.

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Sorry I didn't post this earlier. I'd just did the translation and ended up busy the rest of the day. Some interesting responses here though! Homa and serious horror movies

Question: Please tell us a movie you recommend.

Morning Musume '21

Fukumura Mizuki
"Sister Act" "The Bucket List"

Ikuta Erina
"Leon: The Professional" and "The World of Kanako (Kawaki)"
I also like Sion Sono films.

Ishida Ayumi
"Case Closed: Captured in Her Eyes" movie version: Touches my heart
"Case Closed: The Phantom of Baker Street" movie version: The life-threatening loveeee
"Case Closed: Strategy Above the Depths" movie version: The elementary schoolkids Shinichi and Ran are cute
"Case Closed: The Darkest Nightmare" movie version: I love Curaçao
"Case Closed: The Fist of Blue Sapphire" movie version: Touches my heart

Sato Masaki
"Spirited Away"

Oda Sakura
It's a movie called "Tim Burton's Corpse Bride"!
I love it!

Nonaka Miki
"Koto no Ha no Niwa"!
It's the perfect rainy season~summer picture! I definitely want you to see it ◎

Makino Maria
Disney movies ♡♡
I like them all ♡

Haga Akane
"The House Where the Mermaid Sleeps"
"Paco and the Magical Book"

Kaga Kaede
It's "Ocean's 8".
I saw it by chance on a plane and was obsessed. I feel like I've talked about it on my blog too、、 lol

Yokoyama Reina
"Confessions"

Morito Chisaki
"The Devil Wears Prada"
The clothes are so cool I love it a ton ♡

Kitagawa Rio
When you want some relief→ "Cafe Funiculi Funicula" "Every Day"
When you want to see something packed with thrills→ "The Witness" "Confessions" "Diner" "Parasite"
When you want to watch a bit of a heart-rending love story→ "Drowning Love" "After the Rain" "Brain on Fire"
Simple love stories→ "Paradise Kiss" "You Shine in the Moonlight" "You Are the Apple of My Eye"
When you want to cry→ "Me Before You" "Hope" "Sunny: Tsuyoi Kimochi Tsuyoi Ai"
When you want to laugh→ "Teiichi: Battle of Supreme High" "The After-Dinner Mysteries"
My personal recommendations→ "My Little Princess" "Kasane" "Pumpkin and Mayonnaise" "The Cornered Mouse Dreams of Cheese"

Okamura Homare
"The Conjuring"
"Anabelle"
"Character"
"Misumisou"

Yamazaki Mei
I've seen "Frozen", but since I haven't seen "Frozen 2", I want to see it!
In the past, other than Disney movies, I watched nothing but Pretty Cure All-Stars!